There are so many worm jokes floating around out there, it is impossible to keep count. Unfortunately, we just don’t have enough space to list them all here. What we do have is a nice selection of funny worm jokes that will keep you laughing for days on end. Most have been around for ages and others are fairly new, but common knowledge. The list below represents a compilation of some of the best worm jokes on the Internet and beyond. Enjoy!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one!
What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
A maggot with attitude!
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren’t that bright!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
Very big worm holes in your garden!
What reads and lives in an apple?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted!
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms!
What is life like for a wood worm?
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did the maggot say to another?
What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
What is the best advice to give to worm?
What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys! –www.ahajokes.com
The Following Worm Jokes Are From “The Chevron Cars” Website: http://www.chevroncars.com/learn/fun-games/worm-jokes
Q. How can you tell which end of a worm is which? A. Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Q. What do worms leave round their baths? A. The scum of the earth.
Q. What do you call it when worms take over the world? A. Global Worming.
Q. Why did the worm cross the playground? A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What kind of worm do you use for math? A. An Inch Worm
Q. What was the worm doing in the cornfield? A. He was going in one ear and out the other.
Q. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A. A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
Q. What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A. Biting into an apple and finding a half of a worm!
Q. What happens to a worm who digs too far? A. It gets in-dig-estion
Q. What do you get when you cross a worm with an elephant? A. Big holes in your garden.
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